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Horny Mother in Law
The one and only time I was married it lasted just 3 months. Here’s what happened. I was married to my wife, Susan, in June. That August, her mom and dad, Pam and Art, invited us to a resort for ther weekend. It had a pool and sauna, and tons of other things. Art and I hit the sauna, which was located in the men’s locker room. I noticed that he kept staring at my cock. It was probably jealousy, since his dick is very, very small, and mine is very very big. I guess I would say that his cock was maybe an inch to an inch and a half long. Barely a nub. Mine, on the other hand is about 8 inches or so when soft and about 14 inches when hard. I’m use to guys checking it out in locker rooms. A couple of weeks after we had our little weekend retreat, my mother in law came over to our house one Saturday to pick my wife up to go shopping. It was about 10:00 in the morning. My wife and I had just finished fucking when Pam pulled up. My wife said she had to jump in the shower and told me to keep her mom company until she got ready. She ran into the shower and I jumped up to put some clothes on. Pam knocked on the door and then came in. I had unlocked it earlier to get the paper. “Hello!” she called. I heard her sit down in the living room. I suddenly got a mischievous thought, and walked naked out to the kitchen. Now, right after sex, my cock stays puffy and kind of big, about 10 or 11 inches, but is soft and floppy. I put a little bounce in my step so it would flop around real good. I couldn’t help but think about Art’s tiny package as I walked down the hall with my big cock flapping. I heard Pam gasp as she saw me, but pretended not to notice. I started to make a cup of tea when she came into the kitchen. “Good morning John!” she said, looking at my cock. “Pam!” I said in mock surprise, “I didn’t know you were here!” She was standing in the only entry way to the kitchen. I turned to face her and made no attempt to cover myself. “The front door was unlocked, and I knew you guys were expecting me so I let myself in.” Her eyes never left my cock. We stood there silently for about 30 seconds. Finally I said, “Well, I should probably put some clothes on.” I went into the bedroom and put some jeans and a tee shirt on and came back out just as the tea water was boiling. “Would you like some tea?” I asked her. “Sure,” she said. We sat at the table and drank our tea and chatted. “You know, if Art’s cock was half as big as yours, I would probably be able to climax.!” She blurted out. “You mean to tell me that you have never had an orgasm?” I asked. She lowered her eyes and shook her head no. “Doesn’t Art ever, you know, perform oral sex on you?” “Heavens no!” she said, “He thinks it’s too dirty.” Just then, Susan came into the kitchen and they left. I thought it was all just harmless fun but Pam had other plans. “I don’t know what’s gotten into my mom!” Susan said that night. “Why?” I asked. “Well, she kept asking me all these questions like if I had orgasms when you and I had sex, and if you went down on me. She even had the nerve to ask how big your dick was!” “Well, what did you say?” I asked. “I told her that yes I have orgasms, yes you eat my pussy and that you have a very, very big dick!” she said. “Then she bought this purple bra and panty set.” “So?” I said. “John, it was a thong!” she laughed. I thought that old Art would be getting his little cock attacked, but that stuff was actually for me! I found out a few weeks later. My wife was going somewhere with her sister. Pam pulled up no more than 5 minutes after they left. “Hi, Johnny!” she said as she walked in. “Honey, I have been thinking about seeing that big cock of yours, and I want you to make love to me!” “Pam, you must be joking!” I said. “Does this look like I’m joking?” she asked and before I knew it she stripped down to her purple bra and thong. “Well, what do you think? Not bad for a grandma, huh?” I looked her over and had to agree. her D cup sized tits and plump round ass looked damn good. “Get naked and fuck me!” she said. I took my clothes off and began kissing her. I sat her on the couch and spread her hairy pussy wide open and licked and sucked her clit.”Oh, john that feels so good OH OH OH OH OH” she came in about 1 minute flat. “So that’s an orgasm!” she said. I laid on my back and told her to get on and ride my cock. She did and bounced up and down and came a couple of more time. I bent her over the couch and fucked her doggy style and she came a couple of more times. “Okay, John let’s stop, I’m getting a little sore.” she said. I was just about to come and told her, “Just a little longer Pam, I haven’t came yet!” “Oh, John, I’m sure you did a while ago! Art can’t last more than 45 seconds!” “Well Art is a small cocked little son of a bitch that doesn’t know how to fuck!” I said and put her on her back on the floor and fucked her hard and fast. “OH GOD JOHN I”M CUMMING AGAIN” she shouted as her pussy juice dribbled onto the rug. “So am I!” I shouted. “I want to see it!” she said. I pulled my cock out and she grabbed it and furiously jacked me off. “Come on John, shoot your sperm all over me!” she was saying as my wife and her sister walked in the front door. I could not hold back and they watched as I shot my load on their mother’s face, tits and stomach. My wife started screaming something. Her sister just stared at my cock in her mother’s hand and my cum on her face and tits. Pam was laughing and she said, ” Well do you blame me? Iv’e put up with your father’s tiny little cock for all these years. I had to see what a big dick felt like!” Susan ran down the hall. Her sister still had not said anything. “Just look at his cock, Amy!” Pam said. “I am!” she said and smiled. Susan came back down the hall and said “I want you out of this house! Both of you!” Needless to say, I was divorced immediately afterwards. But I did get a strange call from Amy…..