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Burger Joint Fuck

Ever fucked in the dining room of a burger joint? We did. When I say we, I don’t mean my girlfriend and me. I mean my girlfriend, me and about 10 friends all fucked in the dining room of a fast food restaurant. Sort of fast food, cause if the owner found out I was calling his burgers fast food, he’d be pissed.

We got to do it in his place because we let him fuck the drunk woman almost none of us knew. We think it might have been Carrie’s friend, but she was passed out in the truck, so it could have been a random drunk woman someone picked up in the bar and forgot about.

Here’s what happened.

I was making out in the corner booth with my girlfriend, cause Randy got to talking real loud about politics. He’s obnoxious, so I started kissing her and fondling her breast. She was into it and grabbing my wad through my pants. Naturally, I got hard as a rock. We heard everything get quiet and looked up to see Randy kissing this girl he’d picked up at the convenience store before we hit the bar.

She wasn’t much to look at, but Randy wasn’t in a picky mood, and he was drunk to boot. And I was looking around and noticing everyone was taking my lead, except the drunk chick who looked like she’d drooled on her shirt. So the owner comes out and tugs on my shirt and says he doesn’t want no problems, but he also doesn’t want a “display” in the dining room, and his waitress was ready to leave cause they closed in 15 minutes and we hadn’t ordered yet.

So I told him that if he really wanted a treat, he could send her home and close early. I told him the drunk chick thought he was hot while she was watching him cook earlier, and she wanted to meet him. So he comes back like 15 minutes later and tells me the doors’ locked and asks her name.

“That’s Tanya,” I said, “She likes to kiss a lot.”

“Really?” he asked.

“Sure,” I said, what the fuck did I care? Wasn’t my girlfriend.

Well, while the owner was giving her a hand up to “show her the kitchen,” my girlfriend was getting on her knees under the table to start paying homage to the admiral. It was kind of hard for her to get in position with randy and his girlfriend using the extra space on the other side to engage in missionary activities. But when she started kissing the admiral, I wasn’t paying any more attention. Her lips wrapped around him and I could feel her tongue licking the head real good.

I’m not much for shunning attention, so I got a handful of her hair and helped her get the whole experience, throat and all. And she wasn’t fighting it, so I was careful not to choke her out while she was drunk. For fun, I leaned back and looked down, when I was ready to come and aimed for her nose. I missed, but it was a good facial. I waited a few minutes to catch my breath and to let her use the napkins to clean up.

“Be right back,” I told her.

Well, she twisted around and started kissing Randy’s girlfriend. I guess she wanted to keep the mood up. And about the time I got my pants zipped up, I noticed the two girls that were with Daryl were kissing, cause Daryl had fallen asleep on the table. The one girl was on top of the other, and they were still dressed, but their panties were off. I wasn’t so sure how to approach them, so I figured it would be best from behind.

So I unzipped my pants, whipped out the admiral and aimed for the one on top. She moaned when I entered her, and since this wasn’t a formal affair, I tore in hard and fast. Good thing she was wet, cause I was going hard core. She was tight which made it twice as fun.

It took me a little longer cause I came a little before, but the pumps were worth it. When I came, I didn’t pull out or anything. I let her have that one on the house. Anyway there wasn’t as much left, so she was probably good to go. I leaned down, kissed her ass cheek, patted her on the back and said “Good girl.” She just giggled and kept fingering and kissing the other one.

When I got back to my table, my girlfriend and Randy’s were sixtynining each other in the booth and Randy was standing over them jerking off.

“You mind?” he asked.

“Nah,” I said, “She likes it.”

So he came all in my girlfriend’s hair. I told everyone we needed to get going cause I had to work in the morning. Anyone in my truck would have to come along. As we were heading for the door, we saw the drunk woman on her back, feet in the air on the ordering counter between to registers. It looked like the owner was giving her the business good. So we nodded and smiled and headed out. Hey, you fuck her, you take responsibility, right?

So me and Randy and our girls got in the truck and headed home. I think we’ll be stopping in there again some time. It sure is a good burger joint when you don’t have to pay for nothing.

 

 

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