my aunt taught me well
I was in my early teens and I lived with my grandmother and in the summer I went to live with my aunt and uncle. my uncle was in the army and he would go over seas for months and…
The DC Escort
Michelle got the cab drivers attention right away. She always did when she went out on the town. She was wearing a black leather skirt, not scandalous, but definitely short. Her blouse was so delicate that one could see the black bra she was wearing
How I hunt tokens: a practical guide to discovery, DeFi protocols, and DEX analytics
Whoa! Okay, so check this out—token discovery used to feel like finding a needle in a field of haystacks. My instinct said the field was rigged, and honestly? somethin' still feels off about casual memecoin launches. Initially I thought fresh…
Royally fucked
Jerry was spending a few days with his old high school buddy, Bill, and his sister, Barbara. Jerry hadn't seen Bill in years, and when he found that he would be in his town on business, he had called to say hello. Bill had insisted that he stay with
Why Liquidity Pools and AMMs Still Matter — And How Traders Can Actually Win
Whoa! This thing about automated market makers keeps surprising people. Decentralized exchanges replaced order books with pools of tokens that sit there and quote prices algorithmically, and that shift changed how we trade forever. Initially I thought AMMs were just…
The Wet Dream
I lay in my bed dreaming, my tight, petite body motionless, covered only by a silk sheet. Though I lay apparently dormant, my mind is racked with intensity. In my dream I am stretched out on my back at a beach I visit frequently regardless of the sea
How to Farm Yields and Launch Liquidity Bootstrapping Pools Without Getting Burned
Whoa! I caught myself thinking the other day that yield farming had become a half-baked casino for anyone chasing APRs. Something felt off about the way incentives morph into perverse behaviors. My instinct said, "There’s a smarter way to design…
Relieving Jen
I was helping our 5year old daughter with her breakfast while eavesdropping on my partner’s phone conversation. My partner, Gail and I have been together for 8 years and sex was still very good between us. She and I work…
Fantasies Come True
"Yo, that has to be the hottest babe in the department."
"I heard that. You can't touch that, though. You know what the deal is. Faculty don't do the wild thing with undergrads."
"I got to have FAITH, though."
"Drew, you got to have more t
Chauffeur drives the boss
"Michael, could you help me?" It was Mr. Dietel, my boss. "Of course, sir." I jumped out of my car door to see my employer half-dragging his wife from the open elevator. Thea was obviously quite intoxicated and not in control of her own faculties. I