Grannies are Good Fucking

Grannies are good fucking
By Harold

This is a true story just the names have been changed. I hope you enjoy it.
This happened just over a month ago just before Christmas 2006.
I got a call from an old peoples home just after Thanksgiving. It seems that someone was stealing food from their kitchen. Twelve turkey had been stolen the week before Thanksgiving, they had been able to replace them of course. Then the following week someone had taken three cases of eggs and 100 pounds of bacon. They wanted me to find out who was doing the stealing and get enough information to prosecute. It seems that the local cops weren’t all that interested in finding out who was doing the stealing. The manager wanted a meeting with me to get suggestions. I said that I could come right over he was happy with that.
I introduced myself to the manager and accepted a cup of coffee and he told me all that he knew.
“So Harold what do you recommend? We have considered cameras but we don’t want to offend our good employees”
“The other problems with cameras is that while they may stop the thief , unless he or she is an idiot, you won’t catch them either. There may be an easier way you just told me that you discovered that 125 pounds of coffee beans are also missing. That means to me that whoever is stealing this stuff must have a place to sell it. I doubt anyone needed twelve turkeys for their family or all those eggs and 100 pounds of bacon and now 125 pounds of coffee! Do any of your employees have a restaurant or diner or a relative that does?”
“We thought of that as well and checked all our personnel files and came up blank.”
“I thought you would have done that, it could be a friend, and of course you don’t ask what a person’s relatives do for a living anyway. I noticed that all the thefts took place between noon on Friday and sometime Monday. Is the weekend kitchen staff different than the weekday kitchen staff?”
“No they take turns working weekends. Some like to work weekends and take Monday and Tuesday or Monday and Friday off.”
“I guess the thing to do is for me to set up surveillance. I’ll try the parking lot behind the kitchen. I noticed that several of your tenants have large motor homes parked behind the kitchen. Do they leave them there for the winter?”
“Some of them belong to the clients but we also rent space to non clients so they have a place to park them over the winter. One of them is mine as a matter of fact.”
“May I use yours for my steak out?”
“Yes but it will be a cold the furnace won’t work unless the coach is plugged in or the generator or motor are running.”
“I know I’ll dress appropriately and bring plenty of hot coffee.”
We agreed to a price and he gave me a key to his motor home. It had a great view of the back door to the kitchen. I told him that I would start Friday afternoon. Since the thefts were probably happening over the weekend. He had told me that they were getting a shipment of hams and turkeys as well as several cases of good champagne for Christmas and New Years parties. We both assumed that who ever had taken the other thing would not be able to resist this new shipment.
The manager called the county and local police and explained what we were doing. That way if I had to call there would be no surprise.
Friday afternoon while the kitchen staff were serving lunch I entered the motor home dressed in a snowmobile suit with plenty of extra blankets and my camera and the other equipment I needed. The manager had arraigned to have all the motor homes washed and all the snow around and on them removed. Something they did a couple of times a winter anyway. That way I could take clear pictures, with the glass being clean, and didn’t leave
Huge foot prints going into the coach. I set up in the dining area of the coach with my camcorder and my 35 MM camera attached to a night scope lens. At least the seats were comfortable I covered my self with a couple of blankets and was ready and warm.
Nothing happened for the first three hours and I had to pee, to much coffee. I opened the door to the coach and then went to the front, which was hidden from the kitchen and peed on the guard rail. Then got back in the coach. It was about 11 P.M. the kitchen staff had gone home. I was bored but that’s part of the job. I white van pulled up just outside the kitchen door. I fired up the camcorder and took a couple of stills of the van and it’s plate with the 35 MM. who ever was loading the van was so covered up because of the cold I couldn’t get a picture of the face. I called the county sheriffs office and explained what was happening and they sent a car and they also called the local police who had a car near by. I finally got a face shot of the thief and his helper. They were taking a cigarette break! They were in the building when the local police car came up lights out. I got out and carefully walked over to his car and introduced myself.
“They are in side, probably getting more stuff.. I have pictures of both of them loading the van.”
Just then a county deputy pulled up and we explained what was happening to him. When the two guys came out they were carrying a case of wine each. As son as they were both in the truck the police walked to the back of the truck. They were shocked when they came out. One guy pissed in his pants I could see the yellow stain.
It turned out that the guy that worked in the Kitchen was selling the food to a cousin who ran a diner twenty miles away and the thief’s helper was his son. Keep it in the family I suppose. Any way everyone including the cousin were arrested. They all pled guilty in the end.
The next day I presented my bill to the manager who had a check cut right then and there and invited me to lunch. I accepted and was quite surprised when it turned out to be a thank you party for me from the people in the home. There were seventy or eighty people there and they were all happy and excited that something out of the ordinary had happened! I had to explain what I did and that it was an easy case I was shocked at how much the old people were interested. I spent a couple of hours telling war stories and they enjoyed them. I had five women slip me their phone numbers asking me to call them.
I finally left feeling pretty good. I had been happy getting paid so soon the party was very much appreciated. I went to my car and was surprised to see this large woman in her seventies standing next to it.
“I saw you get in the coach yesterday afternoon and called the manager. He told me that you were repairing the heater. I didn’t believe it and saw exactly what you did. You didn’t even exaggerate when you told us about what you did. I like an honest man! Would you like to come back to my apartment for a drink?”
“I would love that Miss?”
“You can call me Betty. You know when the cops turned on all their lights after they arrested those guys last night I could see your face. You looked bored. Why?”
“Well as far as I’m concerned the case is over. No one got hurt and I didn’t get any frost bite last night so I was ready for some sleep.”
“I was up all night thinking about those crooks what would have happened if they had guns?”
“The police had theirs drawn when they arrested the two guys there wasn’t much of a chance that anything would have happened. Even if they had been armed they wouldn’t have had time to get their weapons out.”
We were at her apartment door and she unlocked it and we went in. She closed the door and locked it again.
“Do you carry?”
“Yes you can’t be to careful.”
“Do you have it now? Can I see it? I used to have a 38 special I carried in my purse I bought it in 1940 I still have it.”
I grinned. “I have a 38 special in my small of the back holster and a 380 Walther PPKS in my shoulder holster.”
I took my top coat off and then my suit jacket and showed her my toys, after I unloaded them.
“Nice the 38 is only five shots! Mine has six.”
“I’ve never had to use more than three shot
s over the last thirty years in the business. I’m just careful that’s why I have
two weapons.”
She had taken off her jacket to reveal a huge set of tits. They had to be FF’s and her ass was a good 60 inches around. She noticed that I was looking at her huge tits.
“Nice aren’t they? My best feature. My late husband always said I had the best boobs in town. They were smaller then I’ve put a lot of weight on, probably shouldn’t do my own cooking. If I ate down stairs I’d loose weight.”
“Very nice I’d say that your eyes were your best feature. They are an unusual shade of brown. I like bigger women anyway.”
“Well lets get down to brass tacks, Harold, I need some attention and for what ever reason your getting me hot so lets go to the bedroom and have some fun.”
She pulled her sweater off and pulled her skirt down all she had on was a slip. I helped her out of that.
“Those are incredible boobs!”
“All natural if they were fake they’d still stand up.”
She led me to her bedroom. I stripped and we kissed and I played with her huge brown nipples until they finally got hard. Then I fingered her pussy until it was wet and she was moaning and suddenly she came as I was fingering her.
“That felt good you can keep it up!”
“I’ll do better than that!”
I slid down and opening her big fat thighs I licked the edges of her pussy. She moaned and I ran my tongue around her clit and she giggled like a kid. Then I slipped two fingers in her cunt and sucked gently on her clit and she came again. I kept on fingering her pussy and sucking on her clit until she came three more times. Then I got up and slipped my cock gently in her pussy and she moaned even louder. Her big ass meant that my balls didn’t drag one the sheets. She enjoyed my slow stroking so much that she came twice more before I came. I stroked until my cock was limp and she managed to cum one more time.
“That was fun I haven’t done that in years thank you Harold.”
“Anytime Betty you one hot lady.”
“Most of the guys around here can’t even get it up with help from their pills and the ones that can are all taken.”
“We can always get together when ever your in the mood Betty.”
“I’ll take you up on that Harold you bring your 38 and I’ll bring my 52’s!”
“That’s a deal.”
“You had better get going my daughter will be here in a half an hour and I don’t want to shock her.”
I gave her my card and my home phone number, got dressed gave her another kiss and left.”
Over the course of the next couple of weeks I got to bang five other grannies! I was almost embarrassed to deposit the check, almost.
The next day I called one of the numbers given to me by one of the old women. I was in the mood for more pussy.
“Hello this is Harold you gave me your phone number yesterday. Is there some thing I can help you with Sue?”
“I was hoping you’d call. My husband is playing cards now so I can talk. I found your stories interesting and I think you and I could have some fun together. I assume you don’t mind older women.”
“No I find mature women to be more attractive than the younger crowd.”
“Good would you like to meet this afternoon? I’m going to the mall in half an hour we could meet there and see what we want to do.”
“That would be nice where in the mall would you like to meet?”
“I’ll be in the center court at say 1 P.M. we can get some coffee and discuss where we’d like to go!”
“Fine I’ll be there it a bit crowded on Saturdays what will you be wearing?”
“Don’t worry I’ll find you.”
I was a couple of minutes early and so was she.
“Hello Harold lets get some coffee and chat for a few minutes.”
Sue is about 70 and very thin. She is about 5’5″ and maybe 100 pounds. Her blue eyes and white hair complement each other. She is very attractive and when she was in her twenties she must have been a knock out. She carries herself very well.
“You know that all I want is some occasional sex. I’m not looking to mess up my marriage just have some fun. My husband can’t get it up anymore and I don’t want him to know about what I’m doing. You’ll have to use a condom other than that I like everything to do with sex. Is that OK with you?”
“You must be a lawyer! You sound like your preparing a legal contract! It sounds fine to me you’re a very attractive lady.”
“I’m sorry I’m a bit nervous. I was a business lawyer for years it still comes out when I’m nervous.”
“That’s ok I understand. Would you like to go to my place or rent a room?”
“You know a room in a cheap motel would be so tacky that I want to try it. You know the type of place where they have porno on the TV’s and rent the room by the hour?”
“Believe it or not there are a couple like that around here. There is even one with mirrors on the walls and ceilings. You can have a water bed or a regular bed.”
“Lets go that sounds awesome!”
We finished our coffee and took my car to the motel. I took some condoms from the glove compartment and stuffed them in my jacket pocket. I checked in, we opted for the water bed and Sue laughed when she saw the mirrors.
“How tacky! What a wonderful place! It’s just so cheap and nasty! It sets the mood for an affair.”
We kissed and I was feeling her up and slowly undressing her when she started to giggle.
“I feel like a girl again hiding from my parents!” Then she laughed.
I took her top off and removed her bra. I licked her nipples and they went hard very fast.
Then I helped her out of her skirt and panties. Her pussy hair still had a bit of red left in it.
“You are a redhead!”
“Yes why?”
“Damn you must have been the prettiest girl in town with your blue eyes, gorgeous face and red hair!”
“Stop you’ll make me blush.”
I stripped and picked her up and put her on the bed and licked her pussy.
“Oh! Yes! That’s nice!”
I tongue fucked her as she played with her tiny nipples. She came easily. I rubbed her clit with my hot tongue and she came screaming!
“Damn do that some more!”
I gently sucked on her clit as I fingered her pussy. She was bouncing and moaning and Cumming and her tiny ass would leave the bed and then splash down making a very funny noise. Kind of like a cross between a fart and a kiss.
“Please stop for a minute and let me catch my breath.”
I stopped and it took her a few minutes to settle down.
“Now let me get on top I like that. It gives me control.”
I put a condom on while she watched.
She pushed me down and straddled my cock and sat on it facing me. I was playing with her nipples she had her eyes closed and was slowly riding me. She came three times before I did. When she got off of me she grinned and kissed me.
“Thanks this was great fun but next time maybe we could use your place?”
“That’s fine with me!”
“Oh shit look at the time I need to get home soon lets get out of here!”
I’ll write some other stories about the horny grannies soon.