The Kinky Adventures of Jumpy Janice

Chapter 4
‘A Trip to Jail’

It’s a week later now, back home at Rex’s. We were all in jail, arrested when neighbors called the police when Rex was beating up The Kid with a vengeance and knocked him unconscious. Before the cops arrived, Rex had gone after the neighbors, knocking the guy and his wife out too. By the time Rex admitted to it in jail, the cops had found out that Gabriel and I were wanted for shoplifting at the mall so they kept us in jail too.

It turns out that the store’s security had video taped us stealing clothes that day, but didn’t know who we were until we were arrested for the assault. I guess they sent the tape to the cops. Now we’re charged with those crimes too. Now the store is suing us for falsifying a report about the guy who we said was raping us even know the guy did. Gabriel and I were ok in jail because they let us share a cell, and at night we’d have sex. While we were showering, one day, we molested a couple of girls that were in with us and they loved it, so we may hook up when we all get out. We heard that some big guys were doing Rex in the bunghole every night, (he’s still in jail), and that Rex was going to kill them when they all got out. Rex’s jailhouse name is Roxanne and I guess they make him wear panties while they have their way with him. Rex’s friend bailed Gabriel and I out but Rex’s bail is too high, and he doesn’t want to waste the money on a bondsman, so he’ll stay locked up. We heard Rex killed someone in jail too, but we’re not sure.

I got a phone call from my office too. They said I’ve been fired. Rex told them that I was on drugs, and let them know that I was in jail. God I hate him. When I pick up my check, I just may kick my ex boss in the balls.

As mush as I hate Rex now, I do miss him doing me real hard, so I told Gabriel to do me with our biggest vibrator last night when we got back. I screamed really loudly, and now the neighbors think we are a little off and called the cops again. We told the cops that they were lying because we wouldn’t sleep with them. Now they’re really pissed and told us they’d mess us up real soon.

The next day The Kid took Rex’s truck out for a drive and flipped it when he took a corner too fast. He ran away from the scene, but he left Rex’s keys in the ignition. Rex, who is still in jail, found out and said he was going to kill him. A guard overheard him, so they shook down his cell and found drugs that Rex said some guy’d planted. Now he’s in more shit. In the meantime, The Kid has found a large stash of cash in Rex’s closet, and has stolen it so he’ll have plenty of cash that he can use to get out of town and away from Rex. He said if we come with him he’d share it with us.

It’s a few days later now, and Rex is still in jail. He’s now through his arraignment and other hearings, but he can’t get out as they’ve raised his bail even higher, and he’s getting madder by the minute. Rex said he’d kick the shit out of all of us all when he gets out. The Kid doesn’t miss him and I like having sex with Gabriel better than Rex anyway. Rex leaves me sore, although sometimes I like it rough, but it’s nice to be able to walk afterwards. The Kid managed to get Rex’s truck fixed so that it’s drivable, but it still looks nasty.

We’re thinking of taking it and driving down the Alaskan highway to Washington State and then down the coast all the way to Mexico, but the road conditions can be very bad with delays this time of year. There are reports of vandals along the highway too so you have to be careful. The Kid says we have enough cash from Rex’s stash to drive anywhere we want so we may just do this little trip. Rex will want to kill us all, but fuck him. We’ll have to take sleeping bags and supplies in case we’re stuck on the highway, as it’s very cold this time of year. The Kid’s worried about what Rex will do if he finds out we’ve stolen his truck and his cash. I’m not though. After all, the guy got me fired. We’ll tell Rex’s friend that we’ve taken the truck to get it fixed, so he won’t wonder where it is for a while. We hope!

Gabriel and I have been sleeping in the sixty-nine position with our heads inside each other’s legs. I sleep well this way. Sometimes I give her a little lick in the middle of the night.

Still thinking about Mexico. We figure they’ll never find us there. We just don’t feel like showing up for our court date, as I know the Judge hates us. Who knows what those fucks would do to us. They’re not much on, people from the lower forty-eight up here so we’re splitting.

Chapter 5
‘The Alaskan Highway’

We’re on the road now in Rex’s big truck. I picked up my check on the way out of town, and gave my boss that kick in the balls that I promised myself I would. He fell down in pain, and then called security, but I was gone too quickly for them to catch me.

On the way out, we rammed Rex’s truck into Garga’s car, the security guard that tried to rape us, and who got us busted at the mall. We bashed it pretty good and Gabriel got out and smashed out the driver’s side window. Then The Kid peed through the broken window onto the seat. I’d love to see the look on the dick’s face, when he gets a whiff of the inside of his car now soaked with pee.

You have to go northeast to get to the lower forty-eight when leaving Anchorage. The road that leaves going south ends up in Seward, and that’s it, unless you grab a ferry. Good thing we had picked up some maps. We’ve taken our new girlfriend Lucy, who’s originally from China, with us. She says she loves us, telling us that she’s sick of boring people, and wants some adventure. We stole her from her boyfriend after we ended up pistol-whipping him at a drive thru hamburger place, a few nights ago, when he gave me major shit because I kissed her. She’s told him to kiss off. We’ve since heard that he wants to kill us. Well, just let him find our sexy asses. Word is that he was looking all over Anchorage for us in our usual hangouts including the gay bars where we got into so much trouble. Yeah, it seems like we have a lot of people after us, so it’s a good thing we’ve hit the road.

Lucy stole some money from her boyfriend, cleaning out his bank account, so now we have more cash. She said he’d been taking her paychecks for months now anyway, so she figured it was her due anyway. Said the guy never worked. Lucy’s an oriental tornado in bed, and when we told her that she could torture The Kid she loved it and slapped him a few times just to see what it was like. We told her to kick him in the balls. She did, and he fell down crying. She felt sorry for him afterwards so she slept with him making him happy and now he says he loves her too. Yeah, pretty pathetic, but he’s a cool guy.

The next night now, it’s cold, and we are camping out in a deserted campground. With the exception of a few other campers, it’s pretty dead here. The other campers are in motor homes, but we’re sleeping in the back of the truck. There’s a couple here in their motor home, a few spaces down from us. The girl is a hottie, but her boyfriend sounds like a dick. He’s always yelling, and ordering her around like he’s king shit. He knocked her down, right by the fire pit once, and she started crying so he kicked her and told her to shut up. Later, she got back at him, pushing him into the fire and he got burned. Let’s just say they’re not exactly a loving couple. I overheard them talking about a dirt bike they’d stolen, and how they might try to sell it.

I want some excitement so we’re going to introduce them to the world of kink. We brought some ropes and I’m thinking that we could tie them up, get sexual, and then rob them. We’re also thinking of siphoning the gas from their motor home as this truck eats gas. Plus, since they wouldn’t have any gas they won’t be able to catch us when they do get loose.

We woke up to a beautiful morning, still in our sleeping bags, as it’s still very cold. Last night, we’d met our neighbors, Karen and Jason, and came on to them, which got them off. We ended up having sex with them in their little bedroom, after convincing them that being tied up is better. We drove them crazy rubbing our nails all over them while Lucy went around their big motor home ripping them off, tossing stuff out the windows and snagging the ignition keys to the coach and the dirt bike too.

They were on the verge of climax when Gabriel and I decided to have sex together on top of them, still tied up. They couldn’t move and they were just crazy, and hornier than hell. Then we sacrificed two vibrators with batteries we’d ripped from a place in Anchorage before we left. We put one inside Jason’s shorts, against his stiffy and the other inside Karen’s pussy. Then we decided to take the one from Jason’s shorts and stick it in Karen’s butt. We left them that way, and went outside to siphon their gas and take the dirt bike. Karen was screaming like a wild animal, yelling “We’ll get you, you motherfuckers”.

As soon as The Kid had siphoned all the gas, and had loaded the dirt bike in our truck we took off. But, not before I went back into their motor home, and put two clothespins on Karen’s nipples and slapped her. I’d swear that she was starting to like it. Then I stood on the bed and kicked her boyfriend in the balls making him scream. We could still hear Karen screaming in delight, as we drove away, tossing their keys on another campers table so they wouldn’t get them till morning. We were going to flatten their tires but we forgot.

Yeah, you’d wonder why we did this; Well, they’d told us that they were being supported by their rich parents so they’ve never had to work, which always pisses me off. We didn’t like Karen’s bitchy little attitude either, a real witch, it turns out. She thought she was hot shit because she was a hot little cheerleader in college. Goodie for her. Little rich bitch. I kind of wished that I’d slapped her more before I left.

We’re about twenty miles south of them now hiding till they go by. We figure that they’ll try to catch up to us sometime today so we pulled into a little dirt road and camouflaged the truck. They might call someone too, and put the cops onto us, so we’ll see who goes by in the next day or so, and then start south again. We have plenty of food and gas so we can stick it out for a while. Lucy is so funny, giving The Kid shit all the time. We call her Lucy Be Nasty, as she’s just that, and beautiful too She makes me so horny. We’ve seen a couple of Forest Rangers go by, but they didn’t see us.

Chapter 6
‘Crashing the Motor Home’

It’s been a few days. I’m in bad shape tonight, very bruised and battered. We kicked some major ass today. We’d been hold out in the little dirt road that had a good view of the highway with the truck pretty well camouflaged waiting it out. After two long days of waiting, we finally saw Jason and Karen’s motor home go by yesterday. We almost missed it, but Lucy screamed and we all looked up and saw them. It looked as if they were going as fast as they could, trying to catch us. We stood in the roadway, laughing so hard as they drove into the distance that we thought we’d die. Lucy got so crazy that she decided to beat up The Kid for fun. After she knocked him down and kicked him she pulled down her jeans and told him to fuck her really hard. After waiting a couple of hours figuring they’d be way ahead of us, we decided to fire up the truck and start south again. The rest of the day we drove eating snacks and then pulled off the road to sleep. Lucy slept with The Kid after kicking him in the balls again and Gabriel and I slept together, hugging each other real tight to keep warm.

I awoke this morning with Gabriel sticking her tongue in my mouth. Oh I love her. The Kid and Lucy were in the cab having more sex with the windows all steamed up. We had some wine and cheese for breakfast and then started driving south again.

Here’s where things go awry. We needed to get cleaned up and get some hot food, so we pulled into this truck stop that had showers and food, and parked the truck. We all got clothes and went inside to take showers. There was a cute girl in the showers and we tried to get friendly with her, but she screamed and her boyfriend came in telling us to keep our hands off of her, so we started seducing him too. He liked it, but his girlfriend was really pissed and started crying so Lucy spit on her, and then slapped her. When we finished we went into the restaurant and sat down for some grub.

What we hadn’t seen was Jason’s motor home in the big lot outside. We didn’t even see Jason and Karen sitting across the room. Well, they sure saw us, and then we saw Karen go for a payphone so we jumped up and stopped her. That’s when Jason jumped up and the fighting began. We busted the place up and we all got hurt throwing punches and kicking ass. Jason ran outside as we were kicking Karen’s ass and came back with a 9mm handgun. Lucy snuck up behind him and knocked him out, bashing his head with a beer bottle she’d picked up. The other people in the restaurant were in shock, and were telling the owners to call the cops. Well, up here cops are far and few between and we knew it, so the fighting went on. Karen was screaming and throwing everything she could find at us till we knocked her out too, smashing a plate over her head. The other patrons thought we were the good girls, having saved everyone from Jason’s gun, which Lucy took with her. We ran out and jumped in the truck and drove around back before Jason or Karen got it together, keeping an eye on their motor home. Well, in a few minutes we watched them stagger out and climb into the motor home and head south in a hurry just like we figured they would.

After they were out of sight, we went back in to have a nice meal. The owners asked what all this was about and we told them that Jason and his girl were outlaws that preyed on travelers. We told them that they were known to have robbed and killed people, so we’d stopped them. We even offered to pay for the stuff we broke, but they refused to take anything, and called us heroes, telling us that the food was on the house. We finally left and headed south albeit a little slower so as not to catch up with the their motor home.

Well we messed up. They’d pulled over about twenty miles south, and we failed to recognize the motor home until it was too late. We figured it out as we drove by and saw Jason with a shotgun aimed at us. Then came the blast as he blew out our rear window. The Kid got hit; and was now bleeding a little from his head and crying thinking he might die.

We saw Jason jump back in his motor home and he started chasing us. Driving for several minutes now, we couldn’t seem to lose them, the motor home going close to a hundred miles an hour. What kind of engine was in that thing, we wondered? So, I slowed down and Lucy and The Kid climbed into the back, laid the tailgate down, and started pushing the dirt bike out the back. We waited until they were right behind us again, and then I told them to let it go. The motor home couldn’t really avoid it, driving over it and then went out of control, driving up an embankment and tipped over skidding a long way on it’s side. We all laughed so hard we thought we’d puke. The Kid wanted to make sure that they were ok, but we told him that Jason would kill us so we kept going. Lucy told him he had a kick coming to his balls for thinking that way.

We’re about a hundred miles south of them now and have decided to pull into a dirt road for the night and get some sleep.