Roseanne Barr a fantasy

Roseanne Barr My fantasy celeb
By Rick

Ever since I first saw her on TV as a standup comedienne Roseanne has been the celeb that I have fantasized about the most. I love big women and she is awesome! I have always wanted to suck on those big tits and her pussy. I guess I’m a Roseanne groupie. My fantasy goes like this.
I’m in the audience at one of her shows, when she did standup, and I have a back stage pass that I got through a friend. The show is over and I go back stage and pick up a drink from the tray and chat with several of the other people there. Roseanne comes out of her dressing room in a hot looking dress she is showing a lot of cleavage.
“Oh shit she’s looking to get fucked. That’s the only time she wears that dress.” I hear her manager say.
That’s great news for me I move over and tell her how much I enjoyed her show and how hot she looks.
“Well isn’t that just lovely!” She says the sarcasm just dripping from her mouth. “You like big women?”
“I love big women and smart big women are a huge turn on.” I said having a hard time not looking at her big tits.
“Well then come into my dressing room, if you want to be my sex slave for tonight. I need a hot tongue and hard cock.”
“I’d do anything for you!” I heard someone say she’s found on in a hurry the poor bastard.
She closed and locked the door to her dressing room She had a huge tray of food and drinks in there.
“Help your self to some food and a drink. What’s your name? I never fuck anyone without knowing his name.”
“My name is Rick Miss Barr.”
“Call me Rosie and hand me a martini and some shrimp. Then help me out of this outfit. This fucking push up bra isn’t comfortable.”
“I’m sure it isn’t comfortable Rosie, I said.” I unzipped the back of her dress, it fell to the floor she was naked! “Wow your even nice that I thought! What an awesome ass!”
“Well stop staring and kiss my ass then I’ll get dressed.”
I was disappointed thinking that all I was going to get was a quick look but I kissed her ass and even spread the cheeks and licked her asshole.
“Well Rick I’m glad you know how to treat a woman!” She got into a much more normal outfit with out a bra or panties and told me to follow her. She went to a back door and we went directly to her motor coach.
It was wonderful. It had to have cost a fortune.
“The fucking driver won’t be here until tomorrow morning so we can have a good fucking time. The bar is over there make me a martini gin not vodka and light on the vermouth three olives. I’ll take a shower.” She walked to the rear of the bus and I made her a martini and one for myself. I looked around the bus had three bump outs which made it look even larger. All the blinds were down and the curtains were also drawn so no one could see inside. A few minutes later Rosie came out of her bed room naked and dripping wet.
“Well Rick don’t just stand there dry me off!”
I took the huge towel from her and dried her off, I paid special attention to her huge tits and nice hairy cunt.
“Well don’t just stand there strip and get me off! Your my fucking slave and I like to have my cunt sucked on and my nipples played with.! No kissing for now just do what you are told and maybe I’ll get you off.”
She took her drink and sipped it as I sucked on her nipples and fingered her pussy.
“That’s good suck harder. Finger my cunt faster . Oh Shit I’m going to cum!” She shook all over and her nipples stuck out an inch at least. She squeezed my finger with her cunt muscles so hard that I don’t think I could have taken it out if I had wanted to. She didn’t make any noise. “Now suck on my cunt and you had better know what you are doing Rick or I’ll kick you out.”
I wasn’t worried I do know how to suck on pussy. She just sat down on her leather couch and spread her legs for me. I got on my knees and gently licked her clit as I slipped a finger in her pussy. She moaned and moved her ass a bit closer to me and played with her own nipples. I put my tongue as deep in her pussy as I could. she pulled my head deeper into her crotch moaned just a little bit louder. I was as excited as she was. After all here I was sucking on the pussy of a woman I had dreamed of for years. I fingered her cunt harder as I sucked on her clit harder. She lifted her back up and moaned even louder and pulled my head as hard as she could. She came very hard. She squeezed my head with her huge thighs and pushed her pussy in back and forth in and out as she came for what seemed like a minute, but was probably just a few seconds. She finally released my head form the grip of her thighs. I stopped licking on her pussy and took a deep breath.
“Hey fuck head I didn’t tell you to stop yet. Keep eating I’m enjoying myself here.”
I continued to suck on her clit and finger her pussy until she came again. This time she pushed her cunt so hard into my face that I couldn’t breathe. But she was coming over and over finally, just before I passed out, she released my head and said, “STOP! Jesus Christ that felt good. Have a sip of your drink and the strip. I think we are going to have a good night” She was breathing very hard and was covered in sweat.
I was taking my clothes off and sipping my drink, quite proud of myself.
“What a cute little cock! I hate men with big cocks! They all think they invented fucking and all of them want to put it up your ass! I only like small cocks up my ass and big cocks make my cunt hurt. Now tell me where did you learn to eat pussy like that?”
“Well Rosie I knew a bi lady that taught me how to please a woman. What better way to learn?”
“I’ll bet she was Jewish! I’m Jewish. Are you?”
“No I’m Catholic and yes she was Jewish she told me that one day while I was eating her pussy. I’m not sure why that makes any difference, it sure didn’t to me.”
“Was it a Saturday that she told you?”
“Yes how did you know?”
“Saturday is the Jewish Sabbath she was probably feeling guilty about enjoying herself to much. You wouldn’t understand it a female thing. Now back on your knees and get me off like that again while I drink the martini you made.”
I did as I was told and started to finger her pussy and suck on her clit. She was enjoying it, moaning louder and louder.
“Finger my ass to I like that”
I put a finger up her ass as well as her pussy and tried to stroke them evenly and sucked as hard as I could on her clit. She moaned louder than I had heard her and came very fast.
“God damn that’s good! Don’t stop now! Oh fucking shit!”
She came and made sounds I’ve never heard before form a human being. She squeezed my head with her thighs and kicked my back with her heals and actually squirted all over my face. Then she released me and just laughed for several minutes as I took her towel to clean my face off.
“It’s your own fucking fault for being such a good cunt lapper.”
That is where my fantasy always ends.