Karen Dresses As A Nun For Fun

Karen, who always likes to break everyone’s balls, dressed up as a nun on Easter Sunday; she knew that I had dated a lady that loved to dress as a nun and that I would dress as a priest.

Easter Sunday I was sound asleep when my door bell rang; I had been up late doing a video for a couple. I looked at the clock by my bed and thought, Who the fuck is ringing my door bell at 6 Sunday morning?  I pulled on a robe and went to my door. I looked out the side glass and there was a nun standing there; I didn’t have my glasses on so I didn’t recognize Karen. I’m not sure I would have anyways, I hadn’t seen her in months.

I opened the door and said, “I’m going to hell leave me alone.”
She laughed and said, “You’re a sinner and I’m here to save you.” I still didn’t catch on that it was Karen.
“It’s too late to save me,” I said, “I’m going back to sleep.” I closed the door.
Next thing I know, she opens it and says very loudly, “I’ll save you from yourself!”

By that time I should have figured out that it was some kind of joke, but I was more asleep than awake.

I turned around and said, Jesus Fucking Christ lady leave me alone . You are a sinner she said again . I’ll save you ! I turned around and took off my robe and said shut the fucking door and suck on my cock you bitch ! She laughed like a kid and said don’t you recognize me ? I looked closer and said you shit you woke me up ! The door was still opened and it was cold outside . Close the fucking door please I said . She closed the door . Karen I said I was up until 3 A.M. doing a video of a couple and I’m exhausted . I can see that she said your cock is all shriveled up and so are your balls . That’s because they are cold and asleep I said . Well she said I’ll warm you up in bed . All I want to do right now is sleep I said and went back to my bedroom and went back to bed . She stripped and got into bed with me . She was warm , you’d be surprised how much heat a 250 pound woman generates . Go to sleep she said . I rolled over and closed my eyes and was about to do just that when she started to play with my cock . I rolled back over facing her and said why can’t I sleep? Because I want you to fuck my big fat ass and then take me to church . You want me to take you to church with you dressed as a nun ? Are you nuts ? No she said just in the mood to break some balls . She had gotten my cock hard by this time . Oh that’s right you wanted me to suck on this she said . That would be nice I said , I was waking up . Cool she said and she sucked on it for a few seconds and then said now fuck my fat ass or I’ll bit you cock off ! The things I have to do I said ! I opened the drawer of my night stand and took out a condom and some lube . Oh goody she said he’s awake ! I worked some lube in her asshole . She was moaning already . I told her to bend over the edge of the bed and she did . I stuck my cock in her asshole very roughly and she said I love it rough . I grinned and pulled a vibrator out of the drawer and stuck it in her cunt and turned it on . Oh Shit she said I love that ! I humped her ass as hard and fast as I could . She came several times and just before I came she squeezed her legs together so hard that the vibrator popped out of her cunt . WOW she said that was cool . I came and pulled my cock out and took the condom off . Can I go back to sleep now I asked . Man you must be exhausted she said . I am I don’t know why you don’t believe me . Because you don’t look tired she said . Shit I said I need some sleep . You take a nap now and I’ll make breakfast in a couple of hours and we can go to church . Easter is a holy day of obligation she said . I’m sure they will appreciate another nun I said and went back to sleep .I woke up at 10 A.M. feeling a little better and smelling coffee . Karen was standing over the bed in her nuns outfit holding two cups of coffee . I opened my eyes and said is one of those for me ? One of what she asked coffee or one of my tits . Coffee first I said . Good she said the eggs and bacon will be ready in a few minutes . I took a cup of coffee and sipped some and then took a quick shower . I put my robe on and went to the kitchen to have some breakfast. She said you need to get your priests suit on . I haven’t worn that in a long time I don’t even know where it is I said . Don’t worry she said while you were sleeping I found it for you it’s on your bed . Karen I said you’re a good cook and one hell of a fuck but I’m not going to church dressed as a priest with you dressed as a nun . Why not she asked . Because it’s to kinky even for me I said . Your afraid aren’t you ? Cute I said but you’ll have to do better . She said ok I will and before I knew what was happening she had me tied to the kitchen chair . Where did you get that rope I asked . From my car I thought you would be hard to convince . She smiled and said unless you agree to go with me I’ll leave you tied up here and you’ll have to hope someone comes around because I’m going away for a week tomorrow morning . You wouldn’t dare do that I said . She smiled and said why not? Maybe I’ll call your neighbor tomorrow from Chicago and tell her to come and let you loose . Maybe I’ll wait until Tuesday she said . You wouldn’t really do that I said . She grinned and untied my robe and pulled it off of me. Then she left the room . Hey come back here I said . Just a second she said . When she returned she had my digital camera in her hand . She took some pictures of me and said won’t these look good on the internet ? Your pushing the envelope I said . She grinned and said I always get what I want . I was getting cold sitting naked on the kitchen chair . A bit chilly are you she asked . I’ll save you some money and turn the temperature down to 60 . Ok , Ok I said I’ll do what you want me to . Do I have your word on that she asked . Yes you do I said . Good she said I know that you always keep your word . Your lucky that I do I said . She laughed and said or what would you do ? Tie me up and fuck my ass ? I’d love it she said . I know I said . What brought this nun priest thing on I asked . I remembered how much you enjoyed it with Judy and it sounded like fun to me so I bought this outfit a few weeks ago . She untied me and I took the camera from her and erased the pictures she had just taken . Are you really going away tomorrow . Yes she said I am I have to go to a meeting in Chicago and won’t be back until Friday. Damn I said you scare me sometimes . Didn’t you recognize me when you opened the door this morning . No I didn’t I said and right now I wish I had never opened the damn door. She laughed like a kid . I got dressed in the priests uniform and took her to church . She enjoyed every second of the mass . People kept glancing at the priest and nun in the back of the church because she was giggling lightly and kept on placing her hand on my crotch . We were the first to leave and she insisted that I take her to lunch in the Holiday inn . After lunch we took a room , the desk clerk’s face was cherry red as she checked us in . We went to the room and she opened the curtains quite a bit and insisted that we fuck so every one who walked by could see us and she kept the habit on . She said very loudly that’s right fuck my big fat ass . She loves anal better than anything in the world . When we left I said I hope you are happy now . Yes she said I am we should do this more often . I have to admit that I enjoy he hotel stuff but the church shit has to stop! Well ok she said until next Easter anyway .